a hundred bafrooms

did you know that more people commit suicide in the months of march and april than the rest of the year combined? thats my fake fact of the day. march sucks and april isnt looking much better. we should all just pack up and leave to someplace where nothing really happens or matters. like neverland. but then we'd all get abducted by michael jackson. and the rash. not to mention the clap. and im not talking about a power clap. (1...2...3... power clap!! yay! this is great fun!!)

yeah, so i left campus during two of my first three classes today. that was fun. i had to go home and get my shorts and shoes for track because i forgot them and i needed them for practice today. i probably shouldve got some boxer-briefs too due to the fact that im wearing boxers today. just in case any girls (im talking to you cindy!) out there are reading this, its not good to run in boxers and even worse to run in boxers and basketball shorts only. but (as mr absood would say) boxers are the underwear thats fun to wear (undawears thats fun ta wears, yo.... yo rubber dickie!)

i think im boycotting r3pl1cant until matt brady apologizes to me for whatever he did that vaguely upset me. but ive forgotten what that was... so... it might involve some reminding and exprbinant amounts of money. and maybe even some of those little soaps that they have in hotel bathrooms. (my house has a hundred bafrooms!) speaking of little soaps, im still in the bet. (you mean your mom's house?) and im serioulsy considering winning it all this time. (you mean two bafrooms?)

people should leave comments and ask me random questions so next time my post wont be as boring as it was this time. how 'bout this; whoever leaves the best question and/or comment gets a free ashtray or something like that. for all you smokers.