My Dark Secret
Hello, everybody! My name is Moises and I've been keeping a huge secret from you this whole time that I've known you. The truth is that I was born a girl and the reason that my family and I moved here from the Philippines is because America was the only place where we could find a doctor who was willing to perform the operation that I wanted. I always knew that I was a man in the body of a girl and now I am set free from the body that bound me. If anyone wants to see pictures of the surgery just ask me. Please ask me out loud in front of a large group of people or in the middle of a class when everyone is listening.
By the way... I'm gay.
O_o
By the way... I'm gay.
O_o
posted by Moasis at 7:37 PM
8 Comments:
i dont know what to say.
actually, part of me always knew that this was true and now im officially going to gouge my mind's eye out. what about all those circumcision stories? moises, you are one crazy nanny goat.
this explains the monica vitorino phase.
This confuses me.
You didn't have to say it, I could smell it
How could you smell gay people.? o_O
Well, your mutilated vigina emits a pungent odor of JC Penny's air and decaying flesh.
Let me get this straight(no pun), did u turn into a dude so u can score with chicks, or did u turn into a dude so u can score with dudes? Did you trade sexes with your sister/brother thing?
You know what. This topic calls for a Jerry Springer episode.
I think I would watch that
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