Behind The Blogger: Gustine N00bs
Formed in the late November of 2004, Gustine N00bs seemed to be the most promising blog of the furture. But complaints and complications torn this blogger apart. This is their story...
Computerman Shaun Brady was sitting in front of his computer, reading his brother and close friends blogger, R3pl1cant. At the moment, Brady was mad at famous local Asian, Cindy Ngu. He then came up with the brilliant idea to for the Why I Hate Cindy club. A blogger which rose in popularity. Unofficial members joined the regime to hate Cindy. Famous studs Matt Dudys, Moises Rusuelos and David Rocha were the diciples of Brady's site, who was known as Yurka. When all seemed beautiful, Yurka looked at himself in the mirror and backed down:
"This site is getting too popular among the students at my school. I don’t really hate Cindy. This site was a stupid thing to do. I’m sorry Cindy if I hurt you in any way. If you guys still want the site just to talk on than I will change the name or something. "
The godlike followers of the site still wanted the site to talk on and Gustine N00bs was born. Moises was first and was known as Moasis. David was second and was known as David. Joel Gardner was third and was known as Kibitzer. Along with Yurka, they were known as the Fantastic 4 around the blogger community. T-shirts were made, hats, pants, shoes, socks, even underwear was made to promote the savvy site. Soon everyone knew of Gustine N00bs.
Each person had their own job on the site. Moasis was responsible for putting up interesting pictures, showing off his photographic talents. David was known for typing anything just so someone could read something. Kibitzer was known for his knowledge. Yurka was known to just watch, as he never really posted since the creation of Gustine N00bs. The group hit a speed bump in March. Andrew Silva, forcing his way by going onto Yurka's username, joined the Gustine N00bs under the name, Cornicon:
"I'll keep this short and sweet. I have been wanting to join this blog for about a month now and Shaun wouldn't ever get on and add me to the members. I ended up hax0r1ng shaun's user name and adding myself to the blog. Now I can get back at people such as Moasis and to conquer the N00bs 43v3r. DECEPTICONS ATACK!"
Mixed emotions ran through Gustine N00bs as the world class blog was going downhill after this quote by David:
"You ever notice that our creator, Yurka, hasn't posted since Gustine N00bs has started? Go figure."
"That’s it DAVE. If you make one more comment about my posts, I’m going to kick you off this site."
April was the the d-day month of Gustine N00bs. Yurka did something so disguisting, so degrating, so disturbing to the Gusine N00bs it outraged everyone...he added the young Brian Shaw who was known as Starpit on April 5, 2005. The very next day, Cornicon resigned from Gustine N00bs with his post being called "Screw You Guys", which said:
"I'm going home..."
Moasis tried hiding his anger by posting a lot and David showed his anger by hardly posting at all. Startip, feeling bad, came out with the post "N00bs is Dead":
"I killed it, I am sorry."
David was trying to cover up the meltdown of n00bs by trying to provide followers hope:
"N00bs is on a major slump and is trying to rejuvinate themselves. All in good time my friends."
Kibitzer, coming out of nowhere, posted on April 25, 2005. The most neutral of all the N00bs, Kibitzer has yet to show signs of leaving Gustine N00bs. On the very next day, Moasis posted his resignation for Gustine N00bs:
"I must stop posting here. . So... without me and David ,,, pretty much this will be another Ghostown Blogger. Bye Gustine Noobs!"
Speaking for David, he also left Gustine N00bs. There has yet to be a post since Moasis' last post. Gustine N00bs has reached rock bottom after ruling the blogger community for a good 5 months. Startip has started his own blog. David continues to post on his own personal site, David's Dirty Details of the Day. Moasis, Cornicon and Kibitzer have started their own site known as The Waterhole. It has seen little success, but hopes to have a promising future. Yurka to this day still waits and watches his computer, waiting for someone to post on Gustine N00bs. Although the rest of the world knows that Gustine N00bs is no more.
This has been Behind The Blogger: Gustine N00bs.
Computerman Shaun Brady was sitting in front of his computer, reading his brother and close friends blogger, R3pl1cant. At the moment, Brady was mad at famous local Asian, Cindy Ngu. He then came up with the brilliant idea to for the Why I Hate Cindy club. A blogger which rose in popularity. Unofficial members joined the regime to hate Cindy. Famous studs Matt Dudys, Moises Rusuelos and David Rocha were the diciples of Brady's site, who was known as Yurka. When all seemed beautiful, Yurka looked at himself in the mirror and backed down:
"This site is getting too popular among the students at my school. I don’t really hate Cindy. This site was a stupid thing to do. I’m sorry Cindy if I hurt you in any way. If you guys still want the site just to talk on than I will change the name or something. "
The godlike followers of the site still wanted the site to talk on and Gustine N00bs was born. Moises was first and was known as Moasis. David was second and was known as David. Joel Gardner was third and was known as Kibitzer. Along with Yurka, they were known as the Fantastic 4 around the blogger community. T-shirts were made, hats, pants, shoes, socks, even underwear was made to promote the savvy site. Soon everyone knew of Gustine N00bs.
Each person had their own job on the site. Moasis was responsible for putting up interesting pictures, showing off his photographic talents. David was known for typing anything just so someone could read something. Kibitzer was known for his knowledge. Yurka was known to just watch, as he never really posted since the creation of Gustine N00bs. The group hit a speed bump in March. Andrew Silva, forcing his way by going onto Yurka's username, joined the Gustine N00bs under the name, Cornicon:
"I'll keep this short and sweet. I have been wanting to join this blog for about a month now and Shaun wouldn't ever get on and add me to the members. I ended up hax0r1ng shaun's user name and adding myself to the blog. Now I can get back at people such as Moasis and to conquer the N00bs 43v3r. DECEPTICONS ATACK!"
Mixed emotions ran through Gustine N00bs as the world class blog was going downhill after this quote by David:
"You ever notice that our creator, Yurka, hasn't posted since Gustine N00bs has started? Go figure."
David's outspoken words made Yurka post for the first time on Gustine N00bs:
"That’s it DAVE. If you make one more comment about my posts, I’m going to kick you off this site."
April was the the d-day month of Gustine N00bs. Yurka did something so disguisting, so degrating, so disturbing to the Gusine N00bs it outraged everyone...he added the young Brian Shaw who was known as Starpit on April 5, 2005. The very next day, Cornicon resigned from Gustine N00bs with his post being called "Screw You Guys", which said:
"I'm going home..."
Moasis tried hiding his anger by posting a lot and David showed his anger by hardly posting at all. Startip, feeling bad, came out with the post "N00bs is Dead":
"I killed it, I am sorry."
David was trying to cover up the meltdown of n00bs by trying to provide followers hope:
"N00bs is on a major slump and is trying to rejuvinate themselves. All in good time my friends."
Kibitzer, coming out of nowhere, posted on April 25, 2005. The most neutral of all the N00bs, Kibitzer has yet to show signs of leaving Gustine N00bs. On the very next day, Moasis posted his resignation for Gustine N00bs:
"I must stop posting here. . So... without me and David ,,, pretty much this will be another Ghostown Blogger. Bye Gustine Noobs!"
Speaking for David, he also left Gustine N00bs. There has yet to be a post since Moasis' last post. Gustine N00bs has reached rock bottom after ruling the blogger community for a good 5 months. Startip has started his own blog. David continues to post on his own personal site, David's Dirty Details of the Day. Moasis, Cornicon and Kibitzer have started their own site known as The Waterhole. It has seen little success, but hopes to have a promising future. Yurka to this day still waits and watches his computer, waiting for someone to post on Gustine N00bs. Although the rest of the world knows that Gustine N00bs is no more.
This has been Behind The Blogger: Gustine N00bs.
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