Gustine N00bs = Super Troopers

Super Troopers is one hell of a funny movie. Then for some reason it hit me. 6 people of Super Troopers and 6 people of Gustine N00bs. Which characters are more compatable to us.


From left to right: Thorny, Mac, Foster, Chief O'Hagan, Rabbit, and Farva.

Ok, let's start with Thorny. Cornicon is Thorny cause in the movie no one knows what race he is. If people never met Cornicon before they would think he's either black or Mexican or some type of mix between the two. Blaxican.

Next is Mac. That is a tough one. I'll be Mac. I'm not as crazy as him, but somebody gotta be him.

Foster is Kibitzer cause in the movie Foster is the one who gets the hot city cop. In real life the odds of this happening to Kibitzer over the rest of us is high.

Ah yes, Chief O'Hagan. That's Yurka cause being in charge he would always try to stop us from our crazy shenanigans.

Rabbit is Starpit cause he's our bitch. Just like Rabbit is their bitch in the movie more or less.

So this leaves Matt.exe as Farva. Does that fit? Hell no. Farva is a freaking moron who just doesn't comprende anything. Not like Matt.exe at all.

That's it.

Not the greatest post in the world, but its still the best blog in the world.
David.

Me and Matt

Me Matt and Dave were in the computer lab just messing around. This is me and matt on gtalk.

me: what up matt
dave is gay
he likes man ass
lol
matthew.brady: yeah, i can smell it
me: we should just leauve him here at school
me too
matthew.brady: yeah, so him and andrew can have some personal time
dave is so gay
me: ya
too bad he does not have gmail
his pass is password
matthew.brady: yeah, only gay people dont have gmail
me: ya and he is really gay
msn lol
matthew.brady: have u seen what he's wearing, so gay
me: ya that is gay
blue is so gay
matthew.brady: its the next rainbow
me: look at the girl in front of dave
she is so goth
matthew.brady: yeah, her makeup is really weird
her buggy eyes are freaking me out
me: she is in my bowling class
matthew.brady: dare u to hit on her
no way
me: yes way
matthew.brady: her hair is sorta funnt looking, almost as funny as dave's
me: funnt= funny?
matthew.brady: no, funnt is the funny for the next millineum
me: ok
matthew.brady: i wish i had a myspace
me: make one
matthew.brady: u make it
me: no
matthew.brady: tell david to stop whinnig
he really needs some tissues
me: look she has a friend
they are twins
matthew.brady: yeah, she's hella hot
no
ur her twin, you friggen twin
are we really gonna go knock up some hookers
me: what
?
matthew.brady: thats the first thing u told me we would do
that hurts man
smellster
me: too bad
matthew.brady: ur too bad
me: f you mofo
stfu
matthew.brady: u stfu
stfu more
me: why do you say things that you know will hurt me
things
matthew.brady: i never meant to heart you
me: well say that you are sorry
matthew.brady: never, its a big brother thing
me: ya but most think i'm the older brother
matthew.brady: well thats because your the gayest
me: what
matthew.brady: u u u look look look tall tall tall, but ur really not
me: not not
3 3 3
not not not
we need to go to the vid game club thing
matthew.brady: sure, lets go right now
me: no
never

Convinced

I was convinced from the moment I saw your post David. I think that I have figured out the power of n00bs. We all have our own blogs and sometimes they have their moments of magnificence but not always. As induviduals we are meer mortals who can do very little. We simply do not have the ablity to, as induviduals, create the most awsome blog on earth. We are like the kids from captain planet. We put our ring(blog) powers combined and got captain planet(n00bs). That is an amazing thing. I hope to see the blogging world dominated by us once again. Together we are 1000000 times stronger then we are apart. The world needs n00bs and so do we. Let us rejoin and create a blogger even the gods could be envious of.

amnesia

i cant remember if i made some sort of resolution not to post on this site. i remember something about andrew, moises, and me making a new blog because n00bs was becoming retarded and there were too many numbers in the web address.

but...

i dont remember what happened. for the longest time n00bs was about as boring as watching british porn but all of the sudden people are posting and calling me mysterious and rhyming things with b00bs. maybe thats why i havent posted on this site for so long. eh. who cares?

Come Back, Starpit

Brian, you know you want to post again on N00bs. C'mon we made you famous. Join me, Matt and Shaun and we'll dominate the blogger world once again with our ridiculously awesome posts. Whatever happened in the past was the past. It's 2006 now. A year for new beginnings and old reunions. Join us...Join us...Join us...Join us...Join us!