Asshole Cleansing
I'm surprised that people are surprised when they find out I wash my ass. I don't see how that is so shocking at all. You guys gotta wash your ass somehow and shower isn't gonna do good. You gotta wash it after you've gone poopies! Who knows who'll sniff your ass after you've just taken a dump! Tissue ain't gonna wipe off every stinking part of your asshole. Perhaps, save the trees. I never used toilet paper back at the islands. I had waterrrrrrrrrr.
I'm a little uncomfy everytime I wash my ass now. Now that I pay attention on how it works, it's different. It seems so sexual now whenever I do it.
Anyways, whatelse? Well today I thought that Tamisha was looking pretty good with that orange peach shirt she was wearing. Ok I should stop talking about her because she deserves better than being in this topic " Asshole Cleaning".
ABOUT THE BET
I am guessing that Kent is the next one out since he is tall. You know what they say about tall guys. wink wink
Then Jared since he is short. You know what they say about short guys. wink wink
Then Evan since he is Evan.
Then Andrew since he likes to look at himself alot and this candid shot of him. -> 
Then Joel is gonna win cause I know he will. But I know that after the bet, he'll want to try the buttwashing technique.
Ps: CINDY, there you go. You are part of this topic too.
posted by Moasis at 8:29 PM
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I don't know Moises, being talked about in a post that's titled 'Asshole Cleansing' has got to be flattering. I'll be sure to mention it to her.
speaking of ass, andrew left a huge turd on the school parking lot.
First, why would you say "poopies"? Pooping isn't cute, no matter what you say. Second, there are many ways to clean after you crap. I'd say that most people lean to one side of preference and wipe a few times. Some people even wipe standing up. Some people crumple their toilet paper and some fold theirs. Some wipe front to back and some wipe back to front. Some even do a combination of both. But I'd say that scrubbing your ass with your hand is not as common. I think you just want a bidet. I think that wiping is cleaner than scrubbing because who cares if your ass isn't imaculately clean? I'd be more concerned with all the crap on my hands touching everything and everyone. I suppose that this forces you to wash your hands more thoroughly but I'd still be thinking, "My hands were just covered in crap!" Your scrubbing action is sometimes necessary for particularly hairy people. My recommendation is to buy some baby wipes. If it can clean nuclear sludge from a baby, it can surely take anything you dish out.
i couldn't of said it any better myself.
Anyone who gives himself an enema everyday using just a paper cup and his hand is pretty damn nasty if you ask me. At least use a bidet Moises... That is a lot more sanitary than just sticking your hand up there and "gettin er done" Atleast wipe and then wash, then you would'nt get as much crap all over you hands. No wonder foreign people always get those crazy fecal matter diseases that end up killing them. Screw you Moises. Im gonna steal your paper cups next time im in your bathroom lol.
i couldn't of said it any better myself
I'm exotic, that's all I got to say. I wash my hands really well with soap just to let you know.
It's not exotic. If by exotic you mean from another part of the world, all right. But exotic also means 'intriguingly unusual or different; excitingly strange', and buddy... no. Excitingly strange is not the description I would use for someone that essentially uses their bare hands as a pooper scooper. And scraper. And we'll stop now.
No amount of soap will make me want to touch your hands after you go to the bathroom.
You people are being hypocrites, You wipe your ass too when you're in the shower..maybe.
ive never whiped my ass in the shower. that fact probably has something to do with the fact that ive never taken a crap in my shower. the way i see it, thats a hole i want to have as little to do with as possible. thats a one way street and youre going the wrong way.
Well, I don't want feces building up on my ass.
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