My Dark Secret

Hello, everybody! My name is Moises and I've been keeping a huge secret from you this whole time that I've known you. The truth is that I was born a girl and the reason that my family and I moved here from the Philippines is because America was the only place where we could find a doctor who was willing to perform the operation that I wanted. I always knew that I was a man in the body of a girl and now I am set free from the body that bound me. If anyone wants to see pictures of the surgery just ask me. Please ask me out loud in front of a large group of people or in the middle of a class when everyone is listening.

By the way... I'm gay.




O_o

Being a Conformist

Here, I took that one test that everyone has been taking. ANyways, I am waiting for Andrew to get here so we can start watching Anchormann. Him and his Naruto. Tsk tsk.

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As of two thirty this morning I am eight dollars richer. and I didnt have to pay back the two dollars I borrowed from the jar.

Thats right, folks! I am the official winner of The Bet. Evan called me this morning and told me that he was out. Matt and I did the math and it turns out that I've been going for four weeks. That's so long. I guarantee I beat everybody including the people who gave it up for lent. That never works. But now I don't know what I should do. If I should keep going like Brian did or just give up now that it doesn't matter anymore. Hmm...

On a happier note, Matt and I scared the crap out of Moises today. When we got to his house he was in the shower so we went into his room to hide in the closet. After Matt helped me relieve my four weeks worth of pressure Moises walked in with his towel and boxers and Matt jumped out and scared him pretty bad. It was funny. Have Matt do the impression for you the next time you see him. And ask him about the relief he gave me. It feels pretty good. (I guarantee Cindy will be wanting some of that relief as soon as she hears about it.) Good ol' Horny... I mean Cindy.

Camping?

I was wondering if we are still going camping in Santa Cruz on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday(?). If so I probably wont be able to drive but I can definitely go. Leave a comment on whether we are going to go this weekend or not. On a completely different topic; I found a band that plays old 8-bit nintendo game songs with a 4-man rock group. Their name is the Minibosses and their music is pretty damn tight. I downloaded some of there stuff from ares and the 3 songs on their site(www.minibosses.com). You can download some and I burnt a cd with 17 of their songs if you want some.

STOP!!

That’s it DAVE. If you make one more comment about my posts, I’m going to kick you off this site.

Lifetime Movie

I feel like I commited a sin. I was so bored today that I watched a Lifetime movie. The movie was called "Wicked Minds." It's about a guy coming back from college (Harvard) and having a passionate affair with his father's new wife, which eventually leads to the father's death. Dude, they screwed each other so much in this movie. They even had porn music going on. The only thing separating this from porn was that they didn't show any nudity. I stopped watching it for about 20 minutes to catch the ending of Dark Angel. BUT I did just check out the last 15 minutes. The girl the guy was supposedly suppose to hook up with killed his father. They did it so that he can inherit all the money. The wife was on to him though. She shot him, but then the police guy shot her and she fell off a cliff. The guy got away because they thought his step-mother killed him. That's bullshit. You ever notice how every single movie on Lifetime involves sex and and murder and its always a 2-star movie? Go figure. You ever notice that our creator, Yurka, hasn't posted since Gustine N00bs has started? Go figure.

Roxanne's Computer

I went to Roxanne's house today to try to fix her computer. I had to do it because Andrew has baseball, Matt and Shaun have golf and Joseph is a coward and never does anyone favors. She said that if I fixed her computer that I would get a dinner out of it. How could I, David Rocha, pass up a free dinner. Her problem seemed simple enough. It was on safe mode, so all I had to do was take it out of safe mode. I didn't expect this blue screen to pop up and tell me what I should do. The blue screen didn't even help either. I followed the instructions word for word and it wouldn't go to the desktop. I spent like 10 minutes on it before I just gave up on it. I promised her that I would bring someone smarter than me with computers to come see it over break. Any volunteers? (Matt?, Shaun?, Andrew?)

Riverbank

I hated the tennis courts at Riverbank. It is right next to busy road. So fuckin annoying. Anyways, here are some pictures that I took.

Kent, the wanksta.

Taco trucks everywhere!

One of those "gotta take a photo of one of these".

Practicing 48X zoom without shaking.

BULLS EYE

double trouble

I see you Jessica.

Had the potential to be in my 11 greatest photographs.

Interesting Day

Other than being called an alien shaped head, I had an interesting day today. I drove my fellow Gustiners to BurgerKing and Cindy came along with her burger bucks. Thank you Cindy. It was memorable because I ate a COW BURGER which I haven't done in such a long time. It makes me want to throw up now because I heard from my mom that they found two fingers in a Wendys burger. That is even sicker than two girls eating shit. I had goosebumps when I heard about that news today.

Anyways, I found out today that Burger King is the newest coolest hang out spot for teenie boppers. Them 8th graders thought David was hott. Matt also found some rat poo at the back of the soda refill machine.

I also stayed over at Shaun's house for a while. I forgot what I really did there. Then I came home feeling all tired so I slept. Next thing I know, I wake up with only my boxers on. I think I was abducted by aliens. Maybe I am like half alien half primitve ape cause thats what I basically look like. Haha ok you guys are probably thinking WTF are you talking about. I'm just joking. I can get really random sometimes.

PS: I am proposing an alien style photograph the next time I am bored. Anyone want to model for me for it? Anyone? I'm willing to pay a dollar or for free =o) hehe.. If no one does, there's always the good skinny Moisesico. =o/

Disappointing Defeat

Today we played against Waterford. It has been raining a lot lately so we had to tarp the field and get everything ready for today. It finally comes gametime and it is sunny. I felt good today as far as playing baseball(had I pitched, it would have been good). Anyways, we started out ok with a good defensive inning (the only one of the day) and then we scored a run to go up 1-0. Everything was going good and then we started making error after error and we ended up having a 6-1 deficit going into the 6th inning. It was the 6th, 7th, and 8th batter(me) up to bat in the 6th and we wanted back in this game. Zeb got hit to lead it off. Then Nathan got on as well. I came up and hit a crappy hit to the 2nd baseman and he dropped it and I got on base. Bases loaded with 0 outs. Jason gomes strikes out and then the catcher picks off Zeb at 3rd. Runners on 1st and second now with 2 outs... Justin Nunes hits a base hit and Nathan scores from 2nd and I make it to third. runners on first and third with 2 outs. Peewee hits and an infield single or they make an error... I can't remember. I score. Then Kanawyer comes up and hits in Nunes, and Peewee and he is tagged out. Going into the 7th inning we are down 6-5. We shut them down and its our at bats. Joey and Tommy get on(Bussard pinch runs Nick for Joey and Travis Manzo for Tommy). The reason he put travis manzo in the game is because dave johnson didn't want to go in because he had to "take a shit." Anyways,(heres the bad part) Runners on first and third with no outs. Zeb hits a shallow pop-up to left(1 out), Nick tags up and runs home and gets tagged out(2 outs), and Travis Manzo rounds second and doesn't even look to go to third but he isn't paying attention either so their catcher throws the ball to second and tag Manzo out(3 outs). That is correct ladies and gentlemen! A triple play to freaking lose the game! Needless to say Bussard and the people who care about baseball are pissed about the loss. Thanks to that loss we are now pretty much screwed as far as making playoffs. Now we get to play for good old "pride", hooray! That is soooo stupid. Our team just doesn't care enough. It is mostly the juniors who make the team so blah and I do not foresee a good season next year for them. I almost forgot to mention that during the game there was foulball hit and Bussard had to go get it because no one wanted to move there big fat ass out of the dugout. Shit, I should have done it, even if I am DHing, there was only 1 out anyhow. That just really pissed me off when that happened though. If we make playoffs this year it would be a miracle because we have absolutely no spirit. It's as if we joined just so that we could get out of class early or something stupid like that. Screw that. I'm sick of all the worthless pieces of shit on out team. The worst part is that we all make mistakes and no one puts a stop to it. If you ask me, we are one of the worst teams as far as pride goes too. It is going to be a long season. That is my opinion at least, I may be wrong. I just got a little carried away... sorry. That is all I have to say. Goodbye for now.

Easier stuff to do

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Muhahahaha

I'll keep this short and sweet. I have been wanting to join this blog for about a month now and Shaun wouldn't ever get on and add me to the members. I ended up hax0r1ng shaun's user name and adding myself to the blog. Now I can get back at people such as Moasis and to conquer the N00bs 43v3r. DECEPTICONS ATACK!

Party!

Woohooo! We got drunk off of soda.


There was a fight!


Self-explanatory.


Josh, the pool master.

Self-portrait. Took it myself.

Cindy's SHOTS

The two graduating filipinos in Gustine High.

Foozball

Good shot.

Matt's SHOT

Need to eat more.

Matt The Photographer

Well I lost today but it was actually a pretty good game. I battled it out. I played while being sick but whatever. It didn't bother me except the fact I felt like I was injured in the third set and I couldn't breathe. Anyways, here are some snapshots from Matt.

PS: There is a a small circle mark on my camera that won't come off so I am guessing it is a tiny scratch. But I ain't mad.

Asshole Cleansing

I'm surprised that people are surprised when they find out I wash my ass. I don't see how that is so shocking at all. You guys gotta wash your ass somehow and shower isn't gonna do good. You gotta wash it after you've gone poopies! Who knows who'll sniff your ass after you've just taken a dump! Tissue ain't gonna wipe off every stinking part of your asshole. Perhaps, save the trees. I never used toilet paper back at the islands. I had waterrrrrrrrrr.

I'm a little uncomfy everytime I wash my ass now. Now that I pay attention on how it works, it's different. It seems so sexual now whenever I do it.

Anyways, whatelse? Well today I thought that Tamisha was looking pretty good with that orange peach shirt she was wearing. Ok I should stop talking about her because she deserves better than being in this topic " Asshole Cleaning".

ABOUT THE BET

I am guessing that Kent is the next one out since he is tall. You know what they say about tall guys. wink wink

Then Jared since he is short. You know what they say about short guys. wink wink

Then Evan since he is Evan.

Then Andrew since he likes to look at himself alot and this candid shot of him. ->

Then Joel is gonna win cause I know he will. But I know that after the bet, he'll want to try the buttwashing technique.

Ps: CINDY, there you go. You are part of this topic too.

What Really Happened

Half of the people who were in the bet are now out. And the unlikely final five are as follows: Evan, Jared, Andrew, Kent, and Joel. Honestly, I'm pretty sure I'm going to win this time. My biggest competition was Matt but now it's between Andrew and Evan. But what about all the other people who are out? What was so great about this weekend that knocked five people out? Well, I conducted some research (by research I mean that I have nothing to do in seventh period and that's why I'm writing this) and this is what I found out:

Short after our deep fried disgustingness was done David found himself sitting alone in his house with nothing to do. He decided to go on his computer to reminisce by looking through his photo database at old pictures. During these excavations he stumbled across his modified picture of Manielle Oliveria and was so excited by the unibrow, mustache, and striking resemblence to Groucho Marx that he went back into his cupboards to get the deep frying oil and the rest is history and stains...

Friday night when Anthony was walking his girlfriend with his dog (wait a tick...) he was severly overcome by something I like to refer to as "the urge." After slight resistence he realized what had to be done. He looked at his girlfriend (who was feeling pretty frisky herself) and looked at his dog. Then did another round of the looking game before making his final decision. So if you see his dog anytime in the next week you now know why it's walking like a two pound chicken who layed a three pound egg...

Jason had just settled down for the night with his romance novel and a fondu set of chocolate and strawberries when the urge hit him. It was either the specific chapter in the novel about the "long, masculine, shaft" or the strawberries that reminded him of his childhood babysitter, or the fact that he had just finished his daydream of Ms. Farris jumping on his trampoline. Whatever it was, we all know that he's out for reasons that were apparently "beyond his control..."

To be quite honest, I don't think we'll ever know what happened to Matt that knocked him out so soon. But an usher from the Los Banos theatres claims that he saw him "getting off" on the robot character voiced by Robin Williams when he went to see the movie for the fourth time late Friday night. Today in third period he confessed to me that the reason why he went again on Saturday was because he wanted to see if the robot had forgotten about him, or just misplaced his number...

I think it's pretty obvious what happened to Moises but I'll tell the story for those of you who can't put two and two together. (It's four Cindy.) Well, after partaking in the deepfried Cheetos and bananas from Saturday afternoon, Moises found himself to have a bad case of the splashies (diareah, Cindy) when he got back from the movies that night. So, he let it all out in an orderly-as-possible fashion and started scrubbing his butt with intense intensity. I guess it felt so good that he couldn't stop until it was too late and his dollar was spent...

So, that's how it all went down. Five down, five to go. Place your bets now in the comment box so it looks like more people read my post.

Deepfry

I got an account for the library today with the help of Joel. After that, we picked up Evan and David. We drove around town then ended up at my house where we ate lunch. After that, they decided to deepfry stuff so we went to David's house. Deepfried bananas are good but I prefer using the philippine bananas.

They also decided to deepfry Cheetos.

I left around 1:40 since I had to go to the movies with Shaun, Matt and Matteo Dudys. We went to go see Robots. Matt's neighborhood is nice. There was this one house that was full of plants that got my attention.

Anyways. Matt asked what was the best picture he took of me this one day during tennis.Well here it is.

a hundred bafrooms

did you know that more people commit suicide in the months of march and april than the rest of the year combined? thats my fake fact of the day. march sucks and april isnt looking much better. we should all just pack up and leave to someplace where nothing really happens or matters. like neverland. but then we'd all get abducted by michael jackson. and the rash. not to mention the clap. and im not talking about a power clap. (1...2...3... power clap!! yay! this is great fun!!)

yeah, so i left campus during two of my first three classes today. that was fun. i had to go home and get my shorts and shoes for track because i forgot them and i needed them for practice today. i probably shouldve got some boxer-briefs too due to the fact that im wearing boxers today. just in case any girls (im talking to you cindy!) out there are reading this, its not good to run in boxers and even worse to run in boxers and basketball shorts only. but (as mr absood would say) boxers are the underwear thats fun to wear (undawears thats fun ta wears, yo.... yo rubber dickie!)

i think im boycotting r3pl1cant until matt brady apologizes to me for whatever he did that vaguely upset me. but ive forgotten what that was... so... it might involve some reminding and exprbinant amounts of money. and maybe even some of those little soaps that they have in hotel bathrooms. (my house has a hundred bafrooms!) speaking of little soaps, im still in the bet. (you mean your mom's house?) and im serioulsy considering winning it all this time. (you mean two bafrooms?)

people should leave comments and ask me random questions so next time my post wont be as boring as it was this time. how 'bout this; whoever leaves the best question and/or comment gets a free ashtray or something like that. for all you smokers.

Lil' Crappy

I feel so crappy today. Got allergies. I should have stayed home but I don't want to miss tennis practice. Mr. Farahmand only wants me to take one tissue because he needs it for the whole class. Maybe I should take medicine.

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Earlier this morning, Coach Mellow thought I was some gangster.

A Haircut and A Lemonade

As a return for the cd Joel made me, I made him one too. I tried to pick the songs he probably have heard of but doesn't listen to it often. I was jsut bored last night, I had to survive the bet so I did that.

I got allergies. This sucks. I couldn't sleep well last night because my throat hurt plus I can't breathe smoothly.

brb. Mr F. wants me to make copies

Allright anyways, I made a copy of The Killers ( Hot Fuss) cd. Definitely one of my favorite bands now. They are awesomenessss. That's all I gotta say.

Speaking of haircuts, I kinda miss my nappy hair I had during winter. My dad misses it too since he doesn't have any hair to cut right now. I can't mess with my hair right now. It;s not versatile yet. I kinda wanted to keep that mohawk Joel gave me just for atleast a day. That looked pretty edgy.

Bring It On

I'm gonna win the bet, or atleast be one of the top 3 survivors. I got so many things I can think off that will stop me from doing it! This isn't really about winning the money, it's about knowing if I can control myself. Well maybe the money plays a little part in it but still..

I often go to the canal near my house. Those two palm trees always intrigue me. They stand out.

Hmm... If I ever get bored and needed something to do. I am planning to experiment with lighting with a sheet of foil that Matt and Shaun were talking about. Probably gonna use my own weird face as a canvas.

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Chicky and I drove around Gustine today.

A nice picture.

Pond/ Lake/ whatever you want to call it.

It Starts...

Its 2 hours away from the bet and I'm not ready. Can I really outgo my fellow friends? No fondling alone is pretty damn hard. Now when I have those spare minutes of time I'll need to do something else. Maybe I'll read a book or something. Maybe I'll work out. I've been meaning to do that for a good few years now. If things all of a sudden go better for me then maybe I'll never do it again until everyone else loses. If I become a rage-aholic and threaten to kill people then I'll have no choice and return to my dirty deed. We'll all see how this plays out. It's anyones game in the world of self-control and dignity.

Round 2

alright, moises should stop touching himself and we should help him. actually, i should stop touching myself and you should help me (not in that way). we're starting the bet again and you can only join if you've already been invited and signed the contract. start expecting the jar any day now by bringing a dollar to school everyday because i dont know when ill remember that jar. but itll be soon. we'll announce the beginning the day before it starts. we'll have it start at midnight on one of the upcoming nights. dont practice/prepare/ play with yourself too much between now and then.

in case youre thinking of dropping out, here are a list of people who are considering the same thing you are: joel, jason, jared, matt, andrew, evan, david, josh, moises, anthony and possibly kent and shaun. who doesnt have a chance against those people? well, anyone except moises. im pretty confident this time and im planning on winning because i could use the extra money.